Weekend Recap

Things I learned this weekend….
I can still stay up for 22 hours straight. Do laundry, clean house and write 19 pages of a story I haven’t even plotted 😀 .
At some point I will crash and burn after staying up for 22 hours straight doing laundry, cleaning, and writing.
Billy Bob’s makes really strong drinks.
I need to diet. Bad.
Cagleheads are cool (Denise). :kiss: )
I have snake holes in my back yard (gag). Major phobia alert!
I have the capacity to write gag-inducing prose. GAG GAG GAG
I also have the ability to edit it—thank God!

I now know how birds have sex—either that or they were practicing for their pro-wrestling debut.
Cats can be amazingly stupid. 😡
Chocolate Labs can bark for a really long fucking time.
My kitten is dumb enough to let a squirrel corner it but smart enough to hide from two chocolate labs. My kitten is dumb enough to not remember how it got in the neighbors yard (and thus, how to get HOME).
I’m dumber. 😕
I drive over to the neighbors house (who I DON’T KNOW) and ask if I can get my cat. The cat is gone. I live to serve (little fucker).
Even at 35 some men have the ability to make me gush and act silly.
Denise is brilliant!
This man looks really really really good in Levi’s. 😛 😛

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