Happy Blogday!

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My blog is two years old……….since I’m too lazy to go check the exact date, let’s just celebrate at will during the month of June….. :kisses:

Yeah me…….

In honor of my blogday, we’re celebrating with a LONG OVERDUE installment of CITS (celibate in the suburbs)

I am looking for a mature woman on the bbw side, from 35 to 55 and big busted. I have always admired the big mature woman. She has been the picture of my erotic dreams and wants. I need a big sex kitten to satisfy my lustful gravings. Could you be the one to satisfy my desires? Let’s get to know one another soon.

First off he’s 46 which immediately gets him marked off my list…….Second his grammar sucks!

I am 5’4

I’m 5’6……..LATER! (not only is he shorter than me, I probably outweigh him and well, short men have short equipment!)

my fetish is sucking and licking on feet in pantyhose or nylons. the sheer kind

What’s really sad is, he’s a good looking guy!

Is there ANY woman out there that can give a man at least one good furburger before he gets swept away?

By what? An ocean of fur? 😆

I am looking for a woman or a transsexual who smokes.

:wtf: He’s 39 and he looks like he might be related to the 40 year old virgin Swear Ta Gawd!

I am married, but no longer have sex with my wife. I need that spark in my life. I would like to find a local tgirl who is in need of a man for dating and intimate encounters. I am not interested in breaking up my home or your so discretion is a must.

So does the fact s/he’s a transvestite make it NOT Cheating somehow? Scab :bleep:

Just curious how many out there are into a*al fun giving and receiving…myself I love both.

I’m sorry I left my strap on at the cleaners……

Up next…….He’s hot…….he’s straight and he wants a tranny…….

looking for transexual only for sex and plesure betwen 18 and 30 years old

So you’re only going to have sex from the ages of 18 to 30–what about the rest of your life? Wait……….wait you’re 32. If you’re done having sex why are you placing personal ads? :zipit:

16 thoughts on “Happy Blogday!

  1. Please keep all of these in your archives, so I can look ’em up whenever I start wondering why I’m single… :smurfy:

  2. Yay you! Happy anniversary!

    Um, celibacy sounds much better than the alternative. Ai yi yi….:dead:

  3. Amie! I’m so glad you visited my blog! Is it Amy or Amie? I had no idea you wrote for K until I saw it in the little blogger field. My crit partner is Lacy Danes who writes for K too!

    Those personal ads are a crack in the pants. I’m single and the prospectives out there suck. Thank god for toy shops. :woohoo:

  4. Amie! I’m so glad you visited my blog! Is it Amy or Amie? I had no idea you wrote for K until I saw it in the little blogger field. My crit partner is Lacy Danes who writes for K too!

    Those personal ads are a crack in the pants. I’m single and the prospectives out there suck. Thank god for toy shops. :woohoo:

  5. :wtf: LOL – One of my former coworkers was a woman in her 40’s who gave the Big to BBW, and she liked pen pals. One guy from Malaysia wrote to her and told her he was 5′ tall and like 130 pounds and wanted to feel her strong arms around him, lifting him and carrying him to their bed. That has to be the weirdest I’ve seen to date…the thought of 400-pound-or-so coworker carrying this little guy to bed, and all over the house most likely if he had his way…

  6. Jordan…understatement of the year.

    Raine…just click on the Celibate thread babe 😎

    Voodoo thanks for stopping by! I bet they make you glad you’re happily married :tater:

  7. Dennie…what I said to Voodoo goes for you too …LOL that sorta rhymed.

    Marty I swear TA GAWD my New Years Resolution was to go on one date…the more I look around, the less likely it is I’ll succeed. I can’t find anyone worth giving up ANY of my free time for……

  8. Eve….we should all be transexuals. Then we could pee standing up! :woot:

    Amy….It is!!!!!!

    Shawn…I’m with you!

    Shelli I’m really enjoying ya’lls blog! THanks for stopping by (I’ve been single nine years and after reading ads like this no wonder they call it an institution). And it’s Amie….Amy is Amy Knupp :heythere:

    Sunny I”m HOWLING! Babe go look in the archives. I posted one about a guy who wanted a woman to bounce on him. That’s SO going in a book someday :fly: