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Remember Men wear Undewear; women wear panties. Ripped from Mik


What Your Underwear Says About You


You like your underwear to make you feel girlish and pretty. Let’s hope you’re a chick.

You’re comfortable in your own skin – and don’t care to impress anyone.

The Underwear Oracle

9 thoughts on “Undies!

  1. “You like to think of yourself as innocent, even though you’re not!
    You’re sexy, in that pinup girl, tease sort of way.”

    Who…me??? :ohmy:

  2. You like to think of yourself as innocent, even though you’re not!

    You’re comfortable in your own skin – and don’t care to impress anyone.

    :yell:

    I am innocent. How dare this damn thing say other wise

  3. what my underwear says about me:
    I am a cheap-as-shit person who refuses to throw anything out.:dead:

    I don’t need to take any tests about my underwear. Skeery stuff.:yell:

  4. While the answer generated was:

    “When you’re bad, you’re very bad. And when you’re good, you’re still trouble! You’re sexy, in that pinup girl, tease sort of way.”

    That’s nice, and somewhat apropos, however a more honest assessment would have been:

    “You lazy good-for-nothing non-domestic bitch. You should get on your knees and kiss your husband’s shoes because if he didn’t do the laundry instead of you, you’d have a drawer full of blotchy pink-red undies that are supposed to be white.”

  5. Daisy I’m HOWLING!!!!!!!!! And kate at you too!

    I gotta admit mine should probably read something like “You’re obviously single and haven’t had sex in a dog’s age which is why you don’t mind wearing panties with paint stains on them.”

    Yes, paint. Ok so it hasn’t been a dog’s age but…we’re getting close. :yell:

  6. You buy the sexiest underwear you kind find, and always have something hot on underneath your clothes.

    You’re a closet exhibitionist who gets a thrill from being secretly naughty.

    Okay, so who said anything about being a closet exhibitionist? I’ve been known to just exhibit! LOL, like for example, Saturday, I go out to the garage to talk to hubby who just walked out there (mind you, I just stepped out of the shower and was only wearing a thong…and BAM! The big garage door was OPEN! And my neighbors across the street got a good show! :hideme: