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Here we go again…..A 41 YO male.

A Debonair Professional (well educated) Gentleman seeking a SERIOUS minded Female that is not into playing GAMES.

It’s not THAT, dipwad, it’s WHO. A serious-minded female (female is NOT a proper noun btw) WHO is not into playing games. What he’s really saying here is I’m a pretentious mother fucker but I’m not too bright, despite my masters degree. I’ve been burned.

I do not play with emotions and I expect the same in a Female. I am GOD fearing and down to earth.

You and everyone else on the planet. *snort*. It’s not God you should fear; it’s your fellow human beings. They’re a hell of a lot scarier.

I LOVE sports, plays and movies. I am a tried and true Romantic. I enjoy cuddling and stimulating conversations.

I’ll make you a football widow and you better obey me. Foreplay–3 seconds.

I LOVE to be in the company of HAPPY People and smiling FACES. I have been told that I have the persona of one that should be on the Comedy circuit. I am not a PAIDED Member as of yet, however, I have STRONG intentions to become one VERY SOON.

People tell me I’m funny because they’re too scared to tell me I’m not. I’m a mean mother fucker and I will make you laugh.

I know what MOST SERIOUS Women are seeking and you need not seek any further. Again, NO GAME PLAYERS or GOLD DIGGERS, PLEASE!Beauty is SKIN DEEP. Also, I have the ability to travel extensively. I am a Juvenile Probation Officer. I have no PROBLEM with women that have children, as long as YOU keep them respectful and in check. Peace and a Long Life..

Somehow future comedien and Junveile Probation Officer don’t meld in my mind. And it’s “women who have” not that….What he’s really saying here is he a uppity mother :hushup: hasn’t got a :hushup: clue what women want, and he’s nothing to write home to Mom about in the looks department (or in bed). He’s been burned a lot –probably by gold diggers with kids. Which he hates by the way and the only reason he doesn’t quit his job is because he likes the power trip. And he has a lot of frequent flier miles with Southwest Airlines. Someone better snap him up. :loser:

12 thoughts on “Tsk Tsk

  1. What is UP with all the UPPERCASE words? :wtf: This man frightens me. Here’s the part that scares me the most: “…as long as YOU keep them respectful and in check.” So…what? If she doesn’t, does that mean HE’S going to DO something ABOUT it? What a freak.

  2. Omigod…

    Lessee…
    “no problem with women having children” =keep the little rugrats away from me or I’ll show you what we do in juvie. :poof:

    “Beauty is SKIN DEEP” =yeah, unchecked teenage acne really CAN create craters as deep as the moon.

    “No Game Players” =we’ll have sex WHEN I say, & HOW I say. :moon:

    “I have the ability to travel extensively” + intention to join comedy circuit =I’ve been suspended for kicking some kid’s ass, and fully expect to be fired any day. :pimpn:

    RUN, do not walk, away from this ad!! 😯

  3. What’s with all the shouting? You don’t need to yell GOD in my ear. I can hear you preaching from the frigging back pew, you tight-assed, small-minded, small-dicked bobo. 😛
    Whew – that felt good! Kick that ass to the curb, it’s garbage day.
    Scary thing is, some uptight, repressed, desperate woman is gonna snatch this gold prize up. :crazy:

  4. OMG!!!!! maybe next time I should let ya’ll interpret the ad. Mik, Jordan…the man is scary. I think he’d gleefully throw some kid in Juvie then spend all his free time (the time he’ll have after he gets fired, Raine) “Punishing you.”

    Beth, Karma says that uptight repressed woman will have eight kids she CANT keep in check.

  5. “No Game Players” =we’ll have sex WHEN I say, & HOW I say.

    …and you WILL like IT. :yell:

  6. I wonder if there’s a secret message embedded in all the bold words:

    SERIOUS GAMES GOD I LOVE I LOVE HAPPY FACES PAIDED (I’m sorry, anyone know what word this supposedly educated person meant?) STRONG VERY SOON MOST SERIOUS NO GAME PLAYERS GOLD DIGGERS PLEASE SKIN DEEP PROBLEM YOU

    You realize that I will be spending the rest of the afternoon trying to find the hidden message in these bold words, right?

    The other disturbing thing about this ad… Does anyone else question why a gold digger would be after a Juvenile Probation Officer? From what I know of their salary, they can barely support a goldfish, let alone a gold digger. But you know, maybe someone who expects a man to pay for a bigger meal than the McDonald’s value menu in exchange for sex is a gold digger.

  7. Danica you MUST let ME know what you come up with!!! LOL maybe we should do a contest? 😎
    I LOVE GAME PLAYERS. PLEASE GOD VERY SOON. :dead:

  8. if i thought i was laughing my ass off at what YOU posted, i was howling by the time i read what your posters thought. ya’ll oughta get together and write your own Sweet Potato Queen book. daaaum – ROFLMAO!

    :uzi:

  9. Okay, these had me cracking up. My husband goes online and reads these kind of ads to me while I’m trying to work. Cracks me up. I actually wrote a story using some of the sillier ones. Too funny!

  10. *snort* Janice there’s definitely plenty of fodder for storytelling out there. :yell:
    BTW Your blog doesn’t allow annonymous comments :crazy:

  11. Does anyone else question why a gold digger would be after a Juvenile Probation Officer?

    I was wondering the same exact thing, Danica!

    This guy is REALLY frightening!