On my way to work today I heard a commercial for ONSTAR….you know if you get in trouble on the road, you just push a button (or something). I suppose, in theory this is kinda cool, but what about your cell phone if you break down. You do have one…don’t you? WELL DON’T YOU?
Cuz there’s the Big Brother angle. There’s a device in your car that will allow you to be tracked. Anytime, anywhere by any agency that doesn’t really exist. [insert X-FILES Music here]
What if you’re…you know, selling state secrets AND having a torrid love affair with your secretary?
I mean, if you were just having an affair and you accidentally pushed the button while having hot monkey sex in the front seat of your Cadillac, you could kinda blow that off (though that friendly voice going “ONSTAR” might scare the bejesus out of you). No one would be the wiser.
But if you’re dabbling in espionage and having a hot affair…parked out on Pier 69, goin’ at it like Rabbits when the feebies come a knockin’. Not only would your ass end up in Federal Prison, your wife would leave you and take EVERY FRICKEN THING. :loser:
Pat Robertson was wrong………it’s not the Telletubbies we should be worried about. I mean Gay is Okay….but what about incest?
So the kids are watching Power Puff Girls this morning (*Note to self: do not google Power Puff Girls and Fan Fiction–oops*). And one of them is afraid of the dark and the boogeyman and the professor comes in and consoles her. And I started thinking…….Why DID Professor Utonium invent three little girls? Why not three little boys? What if there hadn’t been an accident in the lab and those girls didn’t have super powers? What’s he hiding? 😡
….I vote for taking Power Puff Girl’s off the air.
*I do have to wonder why a man is writing Power Puff Girl FanFic but I think I’ve scared myself enough for one day.
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