So I’m listening to the radio this morning on the way to work and KISS FM is giving away 500.00 Toys R Us gift certificates today then they segue into a story about a couple in Midland who went shopping at Toys R Us and …forgot the baby!

Now, I’m assuming they rode in the same car to get there when I ask, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET IN THE CAR AND NOT CHECK TO SEE IF YOUR CHILD IS IN THE BACK SEAT? When my kids were little, that was the last thing I did.  Worse yet, How do you get ALL THE WAY HOME and not realize you’ve left an INFANT at the toy store? Dumbf*cks.  You are officially banned from all procreational activities. 🙁
Don’t get me wrong, I’m no perfect Mommy.  I’ll even fess up, I’ve locked BOTH my kids in the car when they were little–we all do it.  It’s a rite of passage……so, come on, fess up.  Did you lock your kids in the car?  Did you have to call the fire department?  Did your baby roll off the bed?  I KNOW I’m not the only one (but at least I never left my kid in a store).