I bet you didnâ€™t know Ham could fart did you? He canâ€“nearly chased me out of the room. Obviously Iâ€™m not talking about something you glaze and bake that was once a cute pink critter w/a curly tail :dork:
So anyway Monday Night I hear this scratching noise behind my printer stand. I have no clue what it is but thereâ€™s windows right there and theyâ€™re low to the ground. I can see squirles going by so I figure itâ€™s squirrels in the leaves.
Tuesday night again I hear rustle rustle rustle . Then we discover Ham got left outside! SSoooooooooooo I assumed thatâ€™s what made the noise.
Wednesday afternoon #1 and I are sitting here at the computer playing yahoo games.
rustle rustle rustle
MOI: What IS that noise?
#1:Dunno (heâ€™s nothing if not succinct).
So we start looking around. and #1 says itâ€™s the lizard that Ham dragged in (and ate the tail off of) on Monday.
Sure enough, peeking out from under the printer stand is said lizard. EWWWWWW
MOI: #1 Get the lizard!
#1: Ewwwwwwww NOOOOOO
MOI: #2!!!!!!! COME GET THIS LIZARD!!!!!!
#2 comes trotting in with my motherâ€™s 10 in. crystal cake holder!!!!
MOI: NO NO NOOOOO GO PUT THAT BACK
#1 comes back with a dish soapy water
MOI: Planning on washing it to death?
#1 leaves and I find an empty Starbucks cup. Hoping the lingering fragrance of Black Tazo Tea with Valencia will LURE the Lizard in, I turn around and face my nemesis. He runs back under the printer stand. Iâ€™m patient. Iâ€™ll wait.
In the mean time #2 comes back with my grandmotherâ€™s crystal candy dish.
Moi: NO NO NO NOOOOOO GO PUT THAT BACK!!!!!!!
Lizard comes back out and runs behind plastic tub. I set the cup (a venti) down and wait. STupid lizard aparently likes Black Tazo Tea with Valencia because he runs in the cup and I slam the lid on.
#2 says â€œlets kill him!â€
Donâ€™t worry I let him go. 😀