This gem comes from a married 35 YO Man (side note: I have like negative kazillion intollerance for cheating).
I’m a good looking man who simply hasn’t been taken care of like I need to be. I stand about 6ft, short hair, clean shaven, strong hands and arms, (been told I have a nice rear too, but I don’t look at it that often…)
Blah blah blahhhhhhh welcome to the big setup. Note the words “haven’t been taken care of”. I have sirens going off on my head. Ladies, ladies, ladies DO NOT fall for bullshit like this. He’s lying out his allegedly nice ass.
Married strictly because I don’t want to loose contact with my children, and I know she’ll move off and make it impossible for me to have a relationship with them if I do. There’s no love left there, no friendship either… She’s basically a roommate at this point.
:loser: I won’t get a divorce because I make a shitload of money and I don’t want to pay my fat :hushup: cow wife any child support. She has no clue how much I hate her. It’s not my fault she got fat after the kids. She thinks we’re still happily married and when I call saying I have to work late, I’m realy up here at the job having cyber sex with my internet girlfriend. Then again, it’s very possible that she’s the actual breadwinner in the family while I’m pulling in a shade above minimum wage as a manager at Micky D’s.
I’m a very nice/decent person, and this is not a position I ever thought I’d be in… Because of my situation, I cannot have a normal relationship until my kids are old enough to choose to live with me (which they will, trust me!)
Well of course they will you poor wittew victim!!!!!!!! I believe you. :meow:
I’ll take NSA, if that’s all I can find, but I’m also looking to find woman who can provide me a friendship with some extra benefits. Give me a chance, and I’ll show you just how “worth it” I can be. You’ll be very happy I’m your “friend”.
I’m not sure what NSA is but I have a feeling it’s not THE NSA. However I think it’s safe to deduct that he’s talking about :woohoo: . He’d really like to find a long-term :hushup:- buddy, until he gets tired of you and decides to find a new one. You will be very happy he’s your friend until he :hushup:you over like he’s doing his wife.